Dear stranger,

We see you sitting there, last your computer, preparing to ask us The Question. You lean to date forward that we can scent the Caffe Strada coffee in your tongue, and politely say, “Excuse me, may want to you watch my pc?” only for you breeze off without even watching for a reply. We’ve in some way been duped into being responsible for your laptop without consent. While you are taking your time gallivanting to the toilet or anyplace else you’re off to, we’re caught there considering what happens if a person absolutely tries to steal your computer.

We recognize you just asked us to make your self feel better if it does get stolen. In our humble opinion, it’s rude. Did you cautiously select the protector of your laptop, sorting through people surrounding you at your crowded desk in Wurster? Clearly, you did now not. You selected us. We would love to inform you that we are not sturdy enough to fend off a pc burglar nor are we fast sufficient to swipe it before the thief swipes for it. We implore you to take more time selecting your computer watcher next time. Please, we beg of you, don’t forget another candidate.

Furthermore, we kindly ask you to take responsibility for yourself. Just leave your laptop unattended and allow it to take a seat in your sense of right and wrong if it gets stolen. Don’t get a stranger worried. If you’re so concerned that your laptop will get stolen, simply deliver it to the toilet with you like that one bizarre man in Wurster always does. If he can do it, so can you.

Please, in no way talk to us once more.

Warmly,

The Clog